SIR P.DADDY IS READY TO BE YOUR CUTEST CUDDLE BUDDY TONIGHT... 😩💦
Look no further, because we have the pinkest, perkiest, P.Daddy Plush!
Netflix and snuggle with P.Daddy Plush! Rest your head on his lovely soft shaft - or keep him on your desk to make your colleagues INSTANTLY contact HR to voice their concerns. 😉 😍 Treat yourself to this adorable addition to your plush collection - because you’re girth it.💕
✨ P.Daddy's Benefits ✨
An adorable, soft plush in the shape of a giant erection.
- He's a forever cuddle-buddy, we promise he won't ghost you the morning after! 👻
- A snuggle king, with chode-like proportions reigning all of cute town. Sleep better at night with his company. 💤
- True to size - P.Daddy has more than 12 inches of size available (finally) - you choose!
P.Daddy Plush is an adorable stuffed cock that is nearly 12 inches long and has slightly terrifying black little eyes that you could get lost in if you tried. (Not that we mind, do we?)
We recommend you don’t try though. Explaining to a bystander why you were gazing longingly at a humongous plush chode is no mean feat. 😩 💦
Gift him for friends, family (only if you're sure) or hang him in your home!
Please note: this is not an accurate to scale version of its human reference(s). Thank god.
Check out our happy customers below! 😍
SIZE GUIDE AND CARE
Every single P.Daddy Plush is stuffed with premium cotton, and is machine washable.